I am the zen master, my chi is focused... A series of haiku based around my experiences with my room-mates cat.
Kitten Rage
Bare foot in something warm
stumble back leaves foot of puke
'Aw poow kittey sick'
Arrive home late night
kitchen roll torn across floor
'Aw kitty been busy'
The faint smell lingers
crunch of pebbles under foot
kitty litter in bathroom
Eating dinner starts
scratching and biting hand
scrapes with shit full claws
Day planned at races
Cat flees apartment, returns
once races are done.
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